Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas to all the wonderful readers of this blog. May this day bless you with good health, prosperity, divine guidance, and fulfillment of your desires.

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Polly Want a Cracker?

Have you heard the story of Yosuke the parrot?

Apparently, Yosuke flew out of his cage and got lost in a city near Tokyo. He was then rescued by the cops and spent the night in the police station. The next day he was taken to the vet, while police searched for clues.

Yosuke kept quiet while he was with the cops, (guess he was taught not to say anything until his lawyer arrived) however, after a few days with the vet, he revealed his full name and address. “I’m Mr. Yosuke Nakamura and I live at #5 XYZ Street”.

The cops checked out the address and found out that indeed the Nakamura family lived there. Yosuke was returned in good health and the Nakamura family lived happily ever after.

Until Yosuke decides to fly out again…

It’s gettin' Hot in here...

If the summer heat is getting to you and you can’t shed off any more clothes, then the ice shirt is perfect for you. It circulates cold water within its pipes to cool down your body. These shirts are usually worn by racers in extreme conditions so that they can maintain their body temperature.

The temperature in Singapore is getting extremely hot, so Dino has decided to pick up the ice shirt for himself. Now, he won’t just feel cool, but be cool.

Would you like one?

Would you like to have Dinner in the Sky?

If you’re afraid heights, I suggest you stop reading right here!

So, you’ve decided to continue? OK, hold on…This is right off their website

Dinner in the Sky is a unique event meant for anyone who wishes to transform an ordinary meal or meeting into a magical moment that will leave a lasting impression on their guests. Breakfast in the sky, lunch in the sky, cocktails in the sky, meeting in the sky, internet café in the sky… there is no limit to your imagination. It is hosted at a table suspended at a height of 50 metres by a team of professionals. It accommodates 22 people around the table at every session with three staff in the middle (chef, waiter, entertainer…).

This may be fun for a few minutes at the most, but why would you want to sit up there for an hour and enjoy a three course meal? It would be a little freaky to see your feet dangling about. And what if the cord snaps or you need to use the restroom? Or what if someone is choking?

Visit the website here and definitely watch a few minutes of the Dubai Video if you have a chance, the music is a bit annoying though.

A few good Punches

Dino has been perfecting his boxing skills for the past two months or so, but there is no way he would enter the ring with Buddhiman Mangar. Apparently, this 68 year old man from some village in Bengal survived a bout with a leopard by punching it several times in the face.

The great Buddhiman was returning home on a Sunday along with his cow, when he was attacked by a leopard. The battle lasted for a good half an hour before the leopard gave up and retreated. Imagine the embarrassment on the leopard’s face when he returned to his pack without the dinner he intended to bring back. Hopefully, his black spots blended in with the blows on his face.

Dino always believed that he was Mr. Incredible, but now that thought has been dropped.

Tall People + Big Noses = Big Bucks?

Dino came across two articles recently about certain human characteristics that enable people to make more money. One is height; apparently, taller people are offered higher salaries and more respect. A university professor calculated that each inch in height corresponds to $789 extra in pay each year. The other attribute is the size of the nose. Physiognomists (face readers) claim that those people with a small tip nose don’t consider money as too important, while those with flared nostrils are big spenders. The perfect nose is deemed to be one-third the length of the face, with an equal distance above and below.

Dino is definitely not very tall nor does he have the perfect nose, but this will not deter him from making the big bucks. After all, Warren Buffet isn’t very tall and Bill Gates doesn’t have the perfect nose.